When I ask someone to proofread my work

whatshouldwecallme:

And they re-write the whole thing to sound way better:

When taking a CSE Bridge Task

onthebanksoftheredcedar:

How I look:

How I feel:

When someone asks me if I did the reading

onthebanksoftheredcedar:

Hanging out at a pool party:

whatshouldwecallme:

Most girls:

Me:

When someone tells me they don’t watch Bravo

whatshouldwecallme:

Lionel: Do you know the f-word? King George VI: F… f… fornication? Lionel: Oh, Bertie. King George VI: Fuck. Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck and fuck! Fuck, fuck and bugger! Bugger, bugger, buggerty buggerty buggerty, fuck, fuck, arse! Lionel: Yes… King George VI: Balls, balls… Lionel: …you see, not a hesitation! King George VI: …fuckity, shit, shit, fuck and willy. Willy, shit and fuck and… tits.

Lionel: Do you know the f-word?
King George VI: F… f… fornication?
Lionel: Oh, Bertie.
King George VI: Fuck. Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck and fuck! Fuck, fuck and bugger! Bugger, bugger, buggerty buggerty buggerty, fuck, fuck, arse!
Lionel: Yes…
King George VI: Balls, balls…
Lionel: …you see, not a hesitation!
King George VI: …fuckity, shit, shit, fuck and willy. Willy, shit and fuck and… tits.